Not a fan of Valentine's Day? Not a fan of people? Do we have the earrings for you!
 
These handmade polymer clay earrings are for pierced ears only. They are available in 7 colors: white, pink, yellow, orange, blue, green and purple.  They have 9 different messages: nope, loser, go away, single, no thx, no way, next, whatever, and you wish. Please include in your order exactly the message that you want and exactly the color that you want (for example: "nope" in yellow.)
 
These are handmade in Monkton of polymer clay, with brass posts and rubber stops for comfort. The price of $6 is for one pair of earrings.